Submit 1/2 Lovesong

sparklinggayspider:

meltingpenguins:

fuchsimeon:

chenisthebestkitty:

melonenbrot:

ehrlich mal wer zum fick ist für den plot solcher sendungen verantwortlich

Translation:

“During the birthday celebration of her husband, Sabine suddenly collapses as the mobile phone controlled vibrator that she uses that evening is activated by a call. The malicious detail: The vibrator has been primed with deathly snake poison! Although it is not Sabines own vibrator, but that of her best friend Anna. Did Anna kill her own best friend, or was ist all a tragic mistake?”

TV program at noon in Germany.

I sometimes forget that show exists…

I wanna see THAT on CSI

So proud to be german |D

assbuttfromhell:

so hat die beste bänd der welt damals ausgeschaut als ich noch klein war…..

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

randomfandomteacher:

sgtsatine:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

Why do we even bother anymore? Let the machines run the world

(Quelle: randomweas.com)

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Quelle: wearentinthecrowd)

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

(Quelle: killbau)

(Quelle: mariannapaige)

the-chubby-nerd:

tycoondashie:

40niyr:

fenris-kin:

omnicat:

sneakymedulla:

aboysbestfriendishismother:

wait a minute

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

Yes please.

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

You guys don’t think big enough.

Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

not big enough.

with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

We could go even bigger. With complete control, you could bypass the internal memory system in your head. You could remember every thought, every event, every SECOND of your life, even change your memories if you so choose. And if you can get your brain to bypass the simple system it uses to store memories, think of what else you could bypass. You could literaly rewire your brain to be whatever you desired. Suddenly things that used to be thrust upon us could suddenly be changed, from mental disabilities like those mentioned above, to how you go about your day to day life. Going EVEN BIGGER, your brain, is what controls you in its entirety. Having complete control over your brain, that could give you control over things like your metabolism, the rate your fingernails and hair grow, etc.

(Quelle: twentyoneskeletonpilots)

(Quelle: haus-of-ill-repute)

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

absolutcute:

YEAH OKAY BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER FILLMORE! THO

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THESE TWO AWESOME PROTAGONISTS WHO DIDN’T END UP BEING LOVE INTERESTS AT ALL AND HAD THE COOLEST PLATONIC PARTNERSHIP IN THE WORLD

REMEMBER HOW IT HAD A FUCKING HANNIBAL PLOT EPISODE WITH A VILLAIN CALLED RANDALL THE…